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f you were to die tomorrow, why not today?

if you were stucked in an island, how did you get there?

if symptoms persist, would you consult a doctor?

aanhin pa ang bahay na bato... kung di ka nman dun nakatira

aanhin pa ang damo... kung shabu na ang uso..


the family that prays together, has only one rosary

the family that sings together, is a choir


MC: Who is ur favorite action star?
Gay: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
MC: Please spell Schwarzenegger.
Gay: (Kinabahan) Honestly? Si Lito Lapid naman talaga eh... hehe


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