sing with me

hey i have a new songs in my mind! made by the famous trance superstar tiesto:)
hope you like it guys

yo momma is so fat

i just love these kinda jokes! its a great stress remover for me! i hope it is for you too. enjoy:)

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

beerday

hahaha so how will i start this?

hours before my birthday was all fucked up i really thought to my self i will not enjoy my beer day as i planned every year! sigh sigh sigh

and then the text messages started coming thru! and i started feeling better about myself. but still i have to spent the day to the farthest places in Valenzuela thinking im gonna deliver a baby. i hate it still my day was all gloomy everywhere and oh! my mom forgot it was my bday so my day was fucked up really!! the only thing making my b day a lil special was my friends puks and ariane and the birthday greetings!

i really thought to my self my day will be over. but i guess ther is no perfect bdays after all its up to you how will you make it far less perfect. and i did. i forced myself to enjoy my day and i did!!!

to the people who greeted me!
thank you all
i really did appreciate it
keep those love coming

plus me and my best gal pal are bate na i realized that friend fight! but if they love each other no matter what happens, if they fight or lose time to each other they will still end up together! hahaha i love it

SIGH

it'a7:08 in the evening guys, days before my birthday bash and im still not feeling it not even jittery or something

i think im having my quarter life crisis. a hate it. where is a boyfriend when you need one?

gay beauty pageant punchlines:)

• from north to south,east to west.... north pole... south pole... longitude... latitude... ECUADOR!!
• if you were the question, waht is the answer??
• HOw will you tell to a blind person that the color of the tree is green?
• ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I AM SWEET BUT NOT AS SWEET AS YOU...NASA INYO HARAPAN ANG BABAING PAG INYONG TINITIGAN HINDING HINDI NINYO YUYUKUAN, ANG BABAING PAG INYONG HINALIKAN HINDING HINDI NINYO BIBITAWAN...MABUTI PA ANG ICE CREAM INYONG NADIDILAAN,MABUTI PA ANG KAMA INYO NAHIHIGAAN,MABUTI PA ANG TYPE WRITER INYONG NATATTATYPEPAN, AMBUTI PA ANG UNAN INYONG NAYAYAKAW SA GABING MALAMIG TUWING KAYO NAIIGLIP
  
  AKO KAYA KAILAN NINYO MADIDILAAN,KAILAN NYO KAYA AKO MAHIHIGAAN, KAILAN NYO AKO MATTYPE AT KAILAN KAYO NINYO AKO MAYAYAKAP SA MALAMIG NA MAGDAMAG..
  
  HIHINTAYIN KO KAYO MAGANDANG GABI AKO PO SI ATHENA BAGAGBAG DI BALENG MAUBAG MAKATIKIM LANG NG BAYAG
  
  FROM BANGLADESH

Q:MS. USA WHAT IS ABORTION?
a: ABORTION.....ABORTION IS A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD AND IN THE EYES OF MEN AND EVERYBODY DESERVE TO CELEBRATE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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MAY NAME IS CRITINA KAPINPIN DI BALENG KURUTIN MAKATIKIM LANG NG UTIN...OLA BUENAS DIAS AMIGOS AMIGAS REPRESENTANTE PLANG GANA KASEROLA LABATIVA DE MOTOR, DOOR TO DOOR , BACKDOOR.CONDUCTOR,EMPERADOR,MATADOR MGA MUKHANG DOOR AT ANG LAHAT NG DOOR "EQUADOR" I KNOW IM NOT BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I DRINK COFFEE...NOT JUST AN ORDINARY COFFEE KAPE PURO... THANKS YOU
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bago ko lisanin ang apat na sulok ng intabladong ito..hayaan nyo iwan ko ang limang katagang ito...

ba
be
bi
bo
bu

ba - bakla ako isinilang at bakla rin akong mamamatay
be - benguet,aparri, hanggang julo makikita nyo ako sa iba't ibang katauhan
bi - biktima lamang ako ng mapanglait na mundong ating ginagalawan
bo - bobo makakapagsabing ako'y walang silbi at
bu - bukas babangon ako at dudurugin kita

from the bottom om my heart my mind and my soul i love you all thank you ..
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Host: Ilan ang CR sa buong Pilipinas?

Candidate: "Isang napakagandang katanungan! at ang isang napakagandang katanungan ay nangangailangan ng isang napakagandang kasagutan mula isang napakagandang kandidata na tulad ko...

ilan ang CR sa Pilinas? ang sagot ay dalawa.. isang panlalaki at isang pambabae.. maraming salamat po"

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"Si senyor para bailar la bamba la poca de gracia que matang me katarata di pwedeng makakita, kontra similya, agua bendita, no pwede kasta, puerta me regla....

COSTA RICA!"

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"Buenas noches senyoritos senyoritas me numbre me nurca mercado tagabenta ng rekado, krudo, embudo at embutido. Representante de la sarsuelas, tsinelas, mukhang sinigwelas...

VENEZUELA!"

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abu abu abu aboy bumbay


may pula sa gitna ng kilay my name is shusmita sen

tagabenta ng asin betsin at magasin

all the way from the pautangan at pagawaan ng kulambo


uutang ka ba

india!
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JUDGE:what will u choose between a screaming faggot and a closet queen?

GAY:gays should be respected..thank you!!!

JUDGE:that is not the question..choose between a screaming faggot or a closet queen.

GAY:i believe that i joined a beauty contest,not a quiz bee!!!

hahah...panalo!!!
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ruffa,greta,chralene, at ara pag pinagsama sama prinsesang naka upo sa tasa miss anabel rama
proud to represent from home of big titi and big puki

pukistannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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q: IF YOU WERE TO DIE TODAY WHY NOT TOMMOROW

q: IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN AN ISLAND, HOW DID YOU GET THERE???









HAHAHAHA GUYS I LOVE IT! MAKES ME LAUGH!

sigh:(:(:(

well there you have it

sing with me

Seasons of Love
(From "Rent")

All:
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments so dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?
In Daylights - In Sunsets
In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee
In Inches - In Miles
In Laughter - In Strife

In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure
A Year In The Life?

How About Love?
How About Love?
How About Love?
Measure In Love

Seasons of Love.
Seasons of Love.

Joanne:
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Journeys To Plan

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
[Seasons Of Love lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

How Do You Measure The Life
Of A Woman Or A Man

Collins:
In Truth That She Learned
Or In Times That He Cried
In Bridges He Burned
Or The Way That She Died

All:
It's Time Now - To Sing Out
Though The Story Never Ends
Let's Celebrate
Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends

Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Measure In Love

Joanne:
(Oh you got to you got to remember the love,)
(You know that love is a gift from up above)
(Share love, give love, spread love)
(Measure, measure your life in love.)



ALL
Seasons Of Love(2x)



i love this play!!! though i haven't seen it! it would be on my to watch list! i heard the production in Broadway was sooo good!! i love it! ill gonna watch it someday baby!

fuck man!!!!

its 7:59 in the evening here and there is still no water!!!
grabe!

gusto ko na maligo ulit!!!


hay naku! tapos nagway pa kami! sheeez i really hate this day!!!!!

naknang!!!!

i hate it! naknampo** its 3:59 in the afternoon and i just had my shower. i hate it i should have been hourse ago!

damn that maynilad eck eck! they said the water got cut because a huge pipeline in san joaquin got broken! i hate it!


kanina pang umaga yan! di ko pa alam what time magkaka tubig!!!

zzzzzzzz

dont cha just the day today??? its a little dark and gloomy no wonder i feel so bored,lifeless weary today!

its 1:25 in the afternoon and the sun is still missing.
4 hrs more and ill be going to school na! night shift kasi yesssss parang call center ahihihihi

thats 5-8pm ya'll

so enjoy the rest of the day


p.s. oy pb! di ako makareply ng maayus sayu, bout your past messages soweeeee!!!!

yeh!!! like barfing can help you

haaaaaaayyy kawawa naman yung pinsan ko:(

i was on my way home when actually a couple of steps till i reach our gate when i saw this two un familliar girls:

girl 1: kuya kuya
me:yep?
girl 1: si tin tin kasi!
me: bakit?
girl 1: kasi nag cutting classes siya, naginuman kami ayun di makatayu
me: ay weh?! sunduin ko cia
girl 1: opo


so as the kuya of the family i went there to check her out, fetch her and see how drunk my cousin is....

so when i got there oh my oh my!!!!! there's barf everywhere and boy oh boy girl 1's mom is furious

mom: dapat yung mommy mu na lang yung sumundo nang makita nia yung nangyare sa pinsan mo
me: sorry po talga sorry!!
mom: anu pa nga ba? eh nangyare na

at that time i really wanna slap my cousin for barfing all over someones house. but hey kawawa naman..... so i carried her out to a trycicle

me: ayan kasi di ka nagyaya
cousin: ........
me: anu ba nangyare sayu?
cousin:......

ofcourse she looks sooo drunk, sweaty and all her hair was so wet of barf ohhhhhh i cant even touch her, i was tapping her back. she might choke on her barf or something....

then when the queen bee herself(my mom) went home oh boy! she was soooo furious.....

hahaha but honestly awang awa ako sa sa pinsan ko




9:07 pm, haaaaayyyy my life is boring right now, i need to be occupied! i hate being single!!!!

sing with me

lesbians kissing

do you know the series L word? well i love it!
actually i thought it was just another crappy series but it was all good!

im gonna buy the cd!!

it features
lesbians kissing
lesbians fucking
lesbian loving

wow! im soooo lesbian right now! hahahaha

why not gay kissing?? hahahaha

p.s. the song is from hope! the title is WHO AM I TO SAY
enjoy the rest of your day:):):)

sing with me!!!

BOSTON by AGUSTANA

In the light of the sun, is there anyone? Oh it has begun...
Oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed,
This world you must've crossed... you said...

You don't know me, you don't even care, oh yeah,
She said
You don't know me, and you don't wear my chains... oh yeah,

Essential yet appealed, carry all your thoughts across
An open field,
When flowers gaze at you... they're not the only ones who cry
When they see you
You said...

You don't know me, you don't even care, oh yeah,
She said
You don't know me, and you don't wear my chains... oh yeah,

She said I think I'll go to Boston...
I think I'll start a new life,
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name,
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather,
I think I'll get a lover and fly em out to Spain...
I think I'll go to Boston,
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind...
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of the sunset,
I hear it's nice in the Summer, some snow would be nice... oh yeah,

You don't know me, you don't even care...

Boston... where no one knows my name... yeah
Where no one knows my name...
Where no one knows my name...
Yeah Boston...
Where no one knows my name.


9:35 pm: i just had my my dinner, sinigang na baboy, i like my sinigang salty(maalat) hehehe enjoy na the rest of the day! tatae muna ako:*

hed kandi:)

an open letter for 2008

happy new year!!!!

hehehehe wow i cant believe this 2008 na!! its been a blast! i mean 2007 was a blast! actually 2007 was a little chaotic for me, i mean i transfered to another school, catfights and all, family problems but actually it ended up in a nice peaceful kinda way.

i must say ive gained friends, kept some old and reunites with some of them, di ko na nga alam kung ilan na lahat sila but i think they are growing hehehe

but anyway i just wanna say thanx guys! for being a part of my life and being a part of this wonderful year!!!!

problems come and go guys and i know you are strong enough to surpass your problems. Naks!!! kakaiyak ba??? hehehe

so happy new year too all of you, more UBE to come haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

life is a party! dance to the beat!! work hard!!! party harder!!!!

hi there

hi people im john isaac 19 yr old guy from pasig
i was born on january 11, 1989 in the year of the dragon and in the month of capricorn.
ofcourse i have common capricorn traits like im hardworking, patient, easy to deal with, hard headed, i am ambitious but i always keep my foot on the ground:) i am a nursing student( my god!! course ng bayan) but its ok, atleast im enjoying my life as a nurse. dapat kasi art student ako kaso isang university lang yung pinag applyan ko ng fine arts so i ended up being a nursing student
so much about me.....


so i created this blog to write on my daily,monthly journal. i had a lots of blog sites and blog entries before but i didn't manage to update them so they ended up in my trash bin.