gay beauty pageant punchlines:)

• from north to south,east to west.... north pole... south pole... longitude... latitude... ECUADOR!!
• if you were the question, waht is the answer??
• HOw will you tell to a blind person that the color of the tree is green?
• ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I AM SWEET BUT NOT AS SWEET AS YOU...NASA INYO HARAPAN ANG BABAING PAG INYONG TINITIGAN HINDING HINDI NINYO YUYUKUAN, ANG BABAING PAG INYONG HINALIKAN HINDING HINDI NINYO BIBITAWAN...MABUTI PA ANG ICE CREAM INYONG NADIDILAAN,MABUTI PA ANG KAMA INYO NAHIHIGAAN,MABUTI PA ANG TYPE WRITER INYONG NATATTATYPEPAN, AMBUTI PA ANG UNAN INYONG NAYAYAKAW SA GABING MALAMIG TUWING KAYO NAIIGLIP
  
  AKO KAYA KAILAN NINYO MADIDILAAN,KAILAN NYO KAYA AKO MAHIHIGAAN, KAILAN NYO AKO MATTYPE AT KAILAN KAYO NINYO AKO MAYAYAKAP SA MALAMIG NA MAGDAMAG..
  
  HIHINTAYIN KO KAYO MAGANDANG GABI AKO PO SI ATHENA BAGAGBAG DI BALENG MAUBAG MAKATIKIM LANG NG BAYAG
  
  FROM BANGLADESH

Q:MS. USA WHAT IS ABORTION?
a: ABORTION.....ABORTION IS A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD AND IN THE EYES OF MEN AND EVERYBODY DESERVE TO CELEBRATE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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MAY NAME IS CRITINA KAPINPIN DI BALENG KURUTIN MAKATIKIM LANG NG UTIN...OLA BUENAS DIAS AMIGOS AMIGAS REPRESENTANTE PLANG GANA KASEROLA LABATIVA DE MOTOR, DOOR TO DOOR , BACKDOOR.CONDUCTOR,EMPERADOR,MATADOR MGA MUKHANG DOOR AT ANG LAHAT NG DOOR "EQUADOR" I KNOW IM NOT BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I DRINK COFFEE...NOT JUST AN ORDINARY COFFEE KAPE PURO... THANKS YOU
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bago ko lisanin ang apat na sulok ng intabladong ito..hayaan nyo iwan ko ang limang katagang ito...

ba
be
bi
bo
bu

ba - bakla ako isinilang at bakla rin akong mamamatay
be - benguet,aparri, hanggang julo makikita nyo ako sa iba't ibang katauhan
bi - biktima lamang ako ng mapanglait na mundong ating ginagalawan
bo - bobo makakapagsabing ako'y walang silbi at
bu - bukas babangon ako at dudurugin kita

from the bottom om my heart my mind and my soul i love you all thank you ..
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Host: Ilan ang CR sa buong Pilipinas?

Candidate: "Isang napakagandang katanungan! at ang isang napakagandang katanungan ay nangangailangan ng isang napakagandang kasagutan mula isang napakagandang kandidata na tulad ko...

ilan ang CR sa Pilinas? ang sagot ay dalawa.. isang panlalaki at isang pambabae.. maraming salamat po"

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"Si senyor para bailar la bamba la poca de gracia que matang me katarata di pwedeng makakita, kontra similya, agua bendita, no pwede kasta, puerta me regla....

COSTA RICA!"

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"Buenas noches senyoritos senyoritas me numbre me nurca mercado tagabenta ng rekado, krudo, embudo at embutido. Representante de la sarsuelas, tsinelas, mukhang sinigwelas...

VENEZUELA!"

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abu abu abu aboy bumbay


may pula sa gitna ng kilay my name is shusmita sen

tagabenta ng asin betsin at magasin

all the way from the pautangan at pagawaan ng kulambo


uutang ka ba

india!
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JUDGE:what will u choose between a screaming faggot and a closet queen?

GAY:gays should be respected..thank you!!!

JUDGE:that is not the question..choose between a screaming faggot or a closet queen.

GAY:i believe that i joined a beauty contest,not a quiz bee!!!

hahah...panalo!!!
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ruffa,greta,chralene, at ara pag pinagsama sama prinsesang naka upo sa tasa miss anabel rama
proud to represent from home of big titi and big puki

pukistannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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q: IF YOU WERE TO DIE TODAY WHY NOT TOMMOROW

q: IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN AN ISLAND, HOW DID YOU GET THERE???









HAHAHAHA GUYS I LOVE IT! MAKES ME LAUGH!